Sunday, April 11, 2010

A Good Sign I Need Some Sleep

This is what just went through my head a few minutes ago...

I LOVE irony. Irony makes me laugh. So hard I might pee in my pants.

Except that would make me cry.

Hmm...

Thursday, April 1, 2010

How My Undergarments Got Me Thinking

In 3rd or 4th grade, we had physicals at school. I'd heard that the nurse would do a spinal check to check for Scoliosis. And that all the cool girls wore bras to the exam. So, I did what any other elementary school girl who had not hit puberty yet would do, I asked for a bra anyway. Because of the coolness factor.

My granny came to spend that Christmas with us. She was a Southern woman through and through...spunky and witty with a little bit of naughty. When I got my first bra, she taught me how to put it on. Her instructions were to place the hook in the front so you could get it snapped, scoot it on around the right way, pull the straps on and then bend over and "shake 'em in there real good." We have a great picture of my first lesson in womanhood as she and I are doubled over in laughter. Well, I'm doubled over in trying to shake something non-existent in there and she is having a hoot.

Last week, I was in the locker room at Lifetime and I realized something...

Read the rest at... http://stitchingustogether.blogspot.com/2010/04/how-my-undergarments-got-me-thinking.html.