Someone wanted me to believe he didn't cut his own hair. Someone doesn't realize he has a Mommy who asks trick questions.I first asked if he cut his own hair. To which he naturally replied he hadn't. I then asked if he had used his kid size scissors. Which he admitted he did, before he confirmed again that he didn't cut his own hair. Next, I asked if he did this in the kitchen. He admitted he did, before he again told me he didn't cut his own locks. So, what I got out of him was that he cut his own hair in the kitchen with his scissors.
But, mind you, it wasn't him who cut his hair.
Someone is going to be using lots of hair gel until that gaping hole grows over. But Someone better learn quick that gaping scalp patches can be covered up, while untrue tongues cannot.
In the meantime, thank goodness, for Someone's bottom's sake, that he has some sweet chocolaty colored eyes that seem to get bigger and sweeter when he's apologizing.
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