I do have one little issue to settle with you.Hair Guy was in the middle of cutting my hair when he suddenly announced I have white hair. Honesty is charming, but so is tact. Based on how he delivered this piece of news, I imagined Cruella De Vil had climbed up into my hair and died there.
So, I Oh, really, Cheeky Hair Guy? 'Cause I’m not dropping that extra $50 for you to color two or three strands of hair.
In honor of your snafu, a haiku…
If you see white hairs
Next time specify how much
Before my heart stops.
And, now, a haiku for my white hairs…
Two or three white hairs
Taking over my
Ha ha, now you’re red.
Yep, nothing a little Revlon color in a box couldn’t handle.
2 comments:
At least your hair is going to be white and not a dirty gray! That's good news right?
Try having someone you had a crush on that they found a white hair while running their fingers through your hair... in the 4th grade! And, I have three white hairs that have been my companions for the last two or three years now. Worst part is, they're in a spot that I can actually see them. I like to think they make me look distinguished. Love you. Be back stateside on the 12th.
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