The Slippery Slope I Just Ain't Ready to Tackle

Tyler just came crying to me, saying Noah had hurt his weiner.

So, I calmly called Noah over and explained that, not only is it not nice to hurt his brother, but it's especially dangerous to hurt his weiner. I thought I was rolling along as smoothly as possible, considering the topic.

Until he asked me the age-old question.

"Why?"

And the best I could come up with was, "Because he'll need it someday."

And then I prayed that would be the end of that.

Lord, have mercy.