Thursday, May 21, 2009

It's Like It's 12,000 BC All Over Again

Somebody told me Neanderthals were extinct.

Somebody needs to re-write the history books. It is a well documented fact Neanderthals performed tribal dances to usher in the new moon. And those actually involved mooning your Mom.

This is how they hunted food. It's a well documented fact their survival depended on what they could catch in very small pools of water. They didn't have nets or fishing lures, you know.

I think I figured out what made their Mommas go extinct, though. 'Cause if you saw this running around your cave's backyard

how would you feel knowing OxyClean and extra rinse cycles weren't going to be invented for another 14,000 years?

3 comments:

Melissa Stuff said...

Thanks for posting these and making me smile.

And thanks for being a brave enough mommy to let your kids play in the mud!

Country Asian Guy said...

Too cute! They are really precious boys. Glad you take the stance, "You're taking up the grass." "We're not raising grass. We're raising boys."

Anna said...

this cracks me up!!!

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